Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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