if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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