Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
