are you so shy because you have an std?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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