Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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