and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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