We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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