One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
FUCK WHALES
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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