So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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