What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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