is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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