This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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