She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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