if you like me you must not know who I am
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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