We should be called the Road Head Warriors
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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