Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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