i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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