Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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