I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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