How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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