Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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