PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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