i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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