Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sponge bath it is.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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