So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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