this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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