Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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