my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
