Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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