Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think people are normalizing furries
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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