You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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