that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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