chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Come share oat with me in your robe
Randomize
