Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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