It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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