Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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