remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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