If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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