dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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