Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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