i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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