Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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