is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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