i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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