she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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