I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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