I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it glows. i had to have it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
jump out the window naked night went bad
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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