It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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