doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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