I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
