CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
