brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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