I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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