Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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