I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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