i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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