That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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