i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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