That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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