I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
