i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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